170+ Basketball Puns That Are a Total Slam Dunk

Get your mental sneakers laced up tight! basketball puns We have yet another dose of worth satire for you, right on target. It deals with the best news – Basketball! We have spent some time on the internet, incorporating countless puns from Avast’s ever-growing database, to put up with these unique one-liners for you. This specific set of puns is the best gift you can give to break the ice with someone who is also a fan.

 So put on your best dunking face, because you are in for a show with a whole new stride! If you seek to put a banana in the tailpipe of your opponents, these puns will fall right where you would like them. Here’s to laughter coming from deep behind the polite social executor of your mind!

In case you are unaware, the new set of puns competes to be the scroll up winner. We have yet to witness laughter made out of the statement, “Whenever the kids are being mentioned, a whole new set of rules is out in the open for them. That is why I have laid out a whole new set of hoops for your friends to jump through. This wordplay is the ‘highscore’ on ‘fun’.”

Get out onto the court! Clean the hoops! We have a winner, and in the words of the greats, ‘breathe and play ball!’, “Watch out for the elbows, because we have a whole bunch of new puns on oll the topics of hooping and dunking.”

Bugs were in the system when typing, and you see, we have made a little crowd of people who enjoy dunking. We thought of this, and so, here you go!

General Hoops Puns

Lets jump to the best part. Let’s dribble and dunk our way through the onslaught of the balls to glory!

1. I used to work as a baker until I quit to pursue basketball to make more dough.
2. What do you call a basketball-playing pig? A ball hog.
3. Basketball players like cookies because they can dunk them.
4. To play basketball, you have to be a-round.
5. I’m a huge follower of the sport, it’s just how I roll.
6. I couldn’t tell whether to watch basketball, or bake a pie, because it was a real toss-up.
7. Some people play basketball, others play basket-ballads.
8. This game is getting really hot. I can’t bear it. Go Grizzlies!
9. I have a lot of goals in life, many of which are dreams.
10. For his number, I asked the basketball player. He told me it was his jersey number.
11. Don’t be a basketball fan who is all the same as everyone else. Think more Pacific.
12. Playing basketball is one of my leisures.
13. I’m not a player, I just a lot… of my rivals on the court.
14. You miss 100% of the shots you do not take, and 100% of the puns you do not have to take.
15. I guess I’m feeling court-ly today.
16. Basketball is a great sport to play.
17. We went, saw, and conquered the court together.
18. Let’s make fast breaks and the best memories together.

Player & Position Puns  

Every basketball position has its unique humor starting from the guards down to the centers.

Point Guard Puns  

1. “His point guard skills are so phenomenal, he’s always on point.”  
2. “A point guard story! A play by play!”  
3. “Leaders are like pp, guarded treasures.”  
4. “A traffic controller has the skills to be a point guard.”  
5. “She never fails to get to the point.”  
6. “I love you so much. You are the point of my life. I guard my heart.”  
7. “What makes a point guard so chill? He knows how to handle pressure.”  
8. “Never cross a point guard, they will cross you over.”  
9. “Assist? A point guard loves their No. 2 pencil.”  
10. “Our point guard loves math! He’s always finding the open angles.”  

Center of Attention  

1. “Why are centers so tall? So they can touch the sky.”  
2. “The center of the team is the center of attraction.”  
3. “Being a center is a case of ups and downs.”  
4. “Living life inside the paint is always exciting.”  
5. “The center of the team is a real gentleman.”  
6. “Why did the center bring the ladder to the game? To reach new heights.”  
7. “He’s the pivot-al player on the team.”
8. It seems like after every game, we always have a ton of thoughts to discuss. 
9. What’s a center’s favorite restaurant? Any restaurant that has a high-top table.
10. He is always the center of our world. 

Shooting & Power Forward Puns 

1. You have the power to forward the team to the win.
2. A forward loves to read the foreword of the book. 
3. They always try to shoot for the stars. 
4. Oh my! That shooter is on fire! 
5. Why are shooting guards the best debaters? Because they always have a strong follow through. 
6. The power forward is really a strong asset to the team. 
7. Just shoot it. What’s the worst that could happen? 
8. He’s not just a shooter, he’s a shooter who shoots straight. 
9. Power forwards are very good at connecting people; they shine in the post. 
10. She’s a powerful forward thinker.  
11. Now that we’ve finished with the players, let’s move on to the thrill that comes with game day.  

Game Day & Action Puns  

The excitement that comes with it is so thrilling and punderful. From the first tip off to the very last buzzer.  

1. Now people, let me apologize for my behavior during the game.  
2. Control yourself and shoot.  
3. Did you see that play? It was re-donk-ulous.  
4. That pass was so good it could win a picture perfect framed pass.  
5. I really hope this game comes down to the wire.
6. The other team seems to be in a bit of a pickle. They have gotten themselves in a jam.  
7. His moves are like Jagger’s and his shots are like Curry’s.  
8. Why did the basketball player get kicked out of the game? For fouling out.  
9. We’re having a ball out here.  
10. Now that was a flagrant-ly good play.  
11. We’re dribbling with excitement.  
12. This game seems fast and furious.  
13. I’m a fan of any team that plays with heart and sole.  
14. Don’t worry, this game is in the bag… gym bag.  
15. That cross over was so slick it left him ankle deep in confusion.  
16. I’ve got 99 problems but a swish ain’t one.  
17. That was a technical-ly amazing shot.  
18. Let’s give them a round of applause, and a round ball.  
19. This game is going down to the buzzer.  

It’s all about the final score.  

Slam Dunk Puns  

Nobody can ever turn down a good slam dunk, and neither can these puns.  

1. That was a decision to slam dunk.  
2. You are my jam.  
3. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to dunk.  
4. He dunked it so hard, he rocked the rim.  
5. It was a monster jam!  
6. Dunk you very much for the great game.
7. I’m about to hit some jams on this court.
8. Every one of his dunks is an art masterpiece.
9. That dunk shocked the world.
10. Prepare for the space jam.
11. Dunkin’ on the competition.
12. I like my shots just like my donuts: dunked.
13. He was defying gravity.
14. He’s a dunk-umented rim-rocker.
15. Waking up to dunk on your opponents is what I look forward to the most.
16. Let’s get this jam and bread too.
17. That dunk was just nasty.
18. Dunks I relish.
19. It’s just another day for a dunk artist like him.
20. Another one bites the dunk.

Puns About Defense

Championships—and puns that suppress laughter—need a great defense.

1. I’m on the defense for whom my allegiance lies.
2. That block is bigger than my to-do list.
3. Denied! Cold rejection.
4. Why do basketball players make the biggest messes when they eat? Because they can’t stop dribbling.
5. He’s the court’s most famous pickpocket.
6. He took the ball like he took my heart.
7. You cannot pass.
8. That defense is a brick wall.
9. We’re putting a full court press on the competition.
10. He boxed out so well, he could work for a moving company.
11. “That Charge Was Shocking!”
12.   “That charge shocked me!”
13.  “They can practically be their shadow.”                 
14.  “Our defense is unbreakable.”                 
15.  “They can’t have any easy buckets.”                  
16.  “Offense has the power but defense has the control.”                  
17.  “We will, we will block you!”                 
18.  “That was a swat team level block.”              
19.  “Don’t let people box you in.”                  
20.  “A steal a day keeps the offense away.”              
21.  From the defense to basketball itself, you can find humor in everything.             

  Court, Ball & Hoop Puns    

  “Don’t let me remind you the objects being used in the game.”    

Hoop Puns          

1.  “I’m hooped for a win.”                
2.  “I thought i could go through hoops for the perfect shot until i was proved wrong.”                
3.  “thick and thin hoops is what i can offer”              
4.  “You are the nicest hoop-iest thought i can remember.”                
5.  “Let’s go make some hoop-la.”              
6.  “Life is full of hoops so shoot your shot.”                 
7.  “No place is like the hoop.”                
8.  “I hoop you have a great day.”                
9.  “Hoop, there it is!”                 
10.  “Don’t be afraid to take a shot, even if you have to jump through hoops.”                  
11.  “Hoop-lessly devoted to this game.”                 
12.  “We got a net positive attitude.”              
13.  “Nothing but net.”                  
14.  “This team is a real swish-army knife.”                 
15.  “May all your swishes come true.”

Ball & Court Puns 

1. I am partying with my squad. 
2. You should go after this chance. 
3. Lets get this started. 
4. I am very productive today. 
5. You are expected to perform. 
6. You are served at the court. 
7. The court is in the session. 
8. The next move is yours. 
9. We are having a party next to the court. 
10. I find this game is very a-peel-ing. 
11. Do not avoid the question. 
12. There is a certain attractiveness to this court. 
13. Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players were dribbling all over it. 
14. I am a four dimensional player. 
15. I am pursuing a win. 
16. The ball might not lie, but the puns are. 
17. I love basketball courts. It is my favorite geometric shape, especially with the boundaries. 
18. That player is wonderful in his court. 
19. Dome, this court is our castle now. 
20. I am very excited for this game. 

Motivational Puns 

Need a little pick-me-up? Here are some puns to get you motivated on and off the court. 

1. Self-belief is also team-belief. 
2. Dribble your problems away. 
3. Focus on the game. 
4. Nothing should stop you from achieving your goals. 
5. You should always take the shot.
6. It’s not the size of the player, rather the size of the player’s heart… and the quality of the punz.
7. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work.
8. The only shots you regret are the ones you do not take.
9. Hustle and heart makes us different.
10. Leave everything you have on the court.
11. Individual efforts are eclipsed by the results of the team. 
12. Don’t mess up your opportunities.
13. Stay hungry, foolish and keep on hooping.
14. Aim for the stars.
15. Let your skills speak for themselves.
16. Victory is a mentality.
17. Be innovative.
18. Your passion for the sport should never die.
19. A little bit of competition is good for the soul.
20. Simply have fun. Play. Enjoy the sport.
21. Respect everyone, be scared of nobody.
22. One play, one strive.
23. Winners are not people who never fail. They are the people who never stop trying.

We trust you enjoyed this set of basketball puns. Taking to social media or addressing new teammates? A good pun works as a solid ice breaker. Wordplay brings you into the fold of other enthusiasts, allows you to express yourself, and lifts spirits. Share them with your family, friends, and teammates, and keep the ball rolling!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)  

Q: How can I use basketball puns for social media captions?  

A: Absolutely! Grab a puns like “Hoop, there it is!” or “Having a ball with my team” and captions will be a hit!

Q: Are these puns appropriate for youth basketball teams?

A: Definitely! All the puns on this list are appropriate for families and are suitable for youth sports. They are appropriate for team newsletters, motivational posters in the locker room, and even custom t-shirts. 

Q: What’s the reason for sports puns to be so popular when it comes to audience engagement?

A: They are able to relate to sports because it is in a light-hearted manner, and because it is supported in the audience; it forms an easy/classic connection between the audience and the speaker. Communication that is easy for them to remember and provide, allows for more engagement such as likes, comments, and follows.

Q: Can I apply these puns on merchandise like t-shirts or mugs?

A: Yes, a lot of these puns could be used on merchandise. Short and catchy phrases such as “Dunk you very much,” “Keep calm and shoot on,” and “Nothing but net,” can be applied on unique and fun products for basketball fans, players, and teams.